Sunday, 8 June 2014

Would you date a Disney Prince?

I am a massive Disney fan. That's no secret to anyone. I have been asked this question quite a lot but the other day i found myself thinking (probably way too much) about the Disney princes and what they would be like in real life. 

Prince Charming from Cinderella gets wasted at the ball, takes you for a dance, tells you he loves you but then has to send out a search party with a shoe cause he can't remember what you look like! He can't even be bothered to search for you himself!
Aladdin would be a compulsive liar. 
Tarzan would be a naturist 
Shang from Mulan would only be interested in you if you were one of the guys. 
John Smith would invade your home and never leave. 
Hercules seems to pay a lot more interest in Pegasus than he does meg! Guys that take more interest in their car than you is definitely not the way to go (trust me, i know) 
The Prince from Snow White and Prince Philip both prefer their girls asleep. makes you wonder what they'd be slipping into your tea?! 
Peter pan always had Tinkerbell flying around him day and night.
The beast would have massive anger issues. which for me wouldn't go down too well with my stubborn, argumentative side. and I'm not being funny but don't you think Disney really took the piss when it came to what the beast looked like as a man?! not only did you have to wait and hour and a half it was also a MASSIVE disappointment, Disney!! he looked better as the beast! 
Flynn Rider from Tangled would just smoulder at you all day and seems to have a weird nose on several occasions. 
Prince Hans from Frozen would use you for authority, lie about how he feels yet make it so believable that you don't see it coming when his true ugly deceiving self comes to the surface.

so this brings me to the one prince i have loved since the moment i saw him...
Prince Eric. despite the fact he seems to prefer his girls seen and not heard, (although i guess he did try with Ariel and it wasn't his fault he got put under a spell) near the end you really see that he is a caring, thoughtful, courageous and strong young Prince. He fights to save Ariel when the big ugly sea bitch, Ursula tries to take over the sea kingdom.
He loves her for being a mermaid and seems to be very understanding about that!
Didn't even seem to phase him that much?!
And he is absolutely beautiful. tall. dark. handsome. and oh my his eyes!
Save to say i have an obsession with Prince Eric. <3


So their you have it. My low down on disney princes.
Feel free to comment down below on what you think.
Would you date a disney prince?
If so, which one and why?


 Miss Tilly xo







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